THE CAST

I-RED. Aka I-BLOB. Dwellers in the East. Caretakers of the Syndicate Moon 
Empire(tm). Have more Guardians than most people have DPS ships. As if there 
wasn't enough risk aversity in Syndicate, now bat-phones TISHU from the 
Elsewhere they've moved to.

TISHU. Lives Elsewhere. We've established that Elsewhere is 7.875 light-years 
away. But have blued up with I-BLOB because while they ain't the dread 
overlords Syndicate needs, they're the ones we deserve. With the merger of 
UA, they're more or less completely Australian but still somehow are led by a 
guy who goes to bed at 0400.

AGONY. Not sure where they're actually living, but it doesn't matter because 
they camp the K5 pipe as if their ass were welded to it. Very occasionally 
drag all-noob frig roams through Syndicate like it was still 2009.

SOUND. They moved into 0LTQ a few weeks ago and Rote had an outstanding "hi 
how are ya" T1 cruiser brawl with them. Then they went silent. Are they still 
living in the area? Or did they go back to someplace that has good PvP?

BNI. Barleguet. But they road-trip into Syndicate. To our eternal shame, 
Syndicate's most common and most successful roamers. They prefer rail 
Thoraxes, Talwars, and men who aren't afraid to cry. Someday soon will be 
joining the Goon army.

FIGL. If there are more than five of them in your system, they're probably in 
bombers. But they very occasionally remember that there are also things 
called "cruisers" in the game, though they can't afford more than T1. If they 
lose a Rapier, the whole alliance has to belt rat until they can replace it.

GROON. Living proof that you can be too irrelevant even for Syndicate. They 
ewere looking really threatening there for about a six month stretch. Then 
Ivy must have given 'em a bag of weed or something because these days I see 
Will Clark in space more often.

STUGH. Aka Rote Kapelle. TXW. P.much like Ed in EdTV, 30 years old and still 
working in the video store, recommending Burt Reynolds movies to people. 
Occasionally gets motivated enough to let a second corp into their alliance.

Did I miss anyone?